The Rube Goldberg Machine Build - 2015 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Rubicon Hard Rock

RubeGoldberg

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Moab Day 2 Videos:

Coming up Devils Crack on Moab Rim

Going up the Z Turn on Moab Rim

Descending Z Turn on Moab Rim

Descending Devils Crack on Moab Rim
 

RubeGoldberg

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Day 3 Visuals:

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Balanced Rock, Arches National Park

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Turret Arch, Arches National Park

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North Window, Arches National Park
 

RubeGoldberg

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So the next mod is pretty small, was inexpensive (~$50) and super easy to install.

It's an LED light bar that installs along the bottom lip of the hardtop lift glass and integrates with the rear dome light. It's by Done Right LED (or, I guess they are calling themselves "Brawlee" now). It also has a remote that allows you to adjust the brightness of the light in a couple of different ways (up / down, pressing numbers keyed to specific bightness levels for quick and drastic changes), as well as turn the light on or off, and has a quick detach so you can still remove the hard top. It lights up the otherwise pathetically lit cargo area EXTREMELY WELL.

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RubeGoldberg

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We're still working in the past here, and the last mod was around Thanksgiving, so Jeep season had given way to snowboard season... But, as snowboard season was giving way to Jeep season, the mods picked back up again.

It was time to start preparation for the annual Memorial Day trip (the last one being the NW CO / NE UT / SW WY trip documented in post #42)

Every year we use this trip as an excuse to upgrade the gear... so this year's upgrades started with an ARB 50qt fridge / freezer.

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RubeGoldberg

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Next up, I actually NEEDED to replace my front driveshaft before heading out on this trip (if you watched the Moab videos, you heard the clicking noises coming from the driveshaft).

I went with an Adams as they have an excellent product, excellent customer service, an excellent warranty, and I can get replacements locally (and I believe they're pretty easy to find in Moab as well).

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That's mud and dirt on the control arms, not rust :)
 

RubeGoldberg

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Next it was time for a little auxiliary lighting (and to be honest, this was something that was long overdue). The trip leader warned that there may be a day on the trip where we needed as much light as we could get, so I wanted to get as much light as I could with as little footprint as possible. I am not a fan of those guys running eleventy billion light bars on the front of their Jeeps.

I decided I would go with some pod lights on the A-pillars below the windshield and a low profile single row light bar on the bumper that put out a lot of light.

I also wanted to vary the color temperature of the lights, because it provides better depth of field at night.

For the light bar, I went with a spot pattern 20" Rigid Industries SR-Series Pro Midnight Edition with 15,840 raw lumens. The Midnight Edition gives it a bit of a tint which helps it blend into the bumper a bit better.

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RubeGoldberg

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For the pod lights on the A-pillars, I went with Baja Designs Squadron Pro Driving / Spot combo pattern with 4,900 raw lumens EACH.

So, with varying color temperatures (Squadron Pros are a different color temperature than the Rigid light bar, but the same as the JW Speaker headlamps) and over 25,000 raw lumens, I figured I would be good to go for off-road driving at night. Who knows, I might even vaporize a deer with these things!

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RubeGoldberg

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My current radio had also been giving me fits (I think it may have had a short, or been overheating), so I took this as an opportunity to replace that, since I'd be using it 10-12 hours a day for about 5 days...

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RubeGoldberg

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The final mods for the trip would be the Rhino-Rack Backbone system with Pioneer Platform and a Tepui Ruggedized Autana 3 rooftop tent!

I was determined to sleep well on this trip!

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RubeGoldberg

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At this point, we are nearly caught up on the mods, but there are trips (and trip drama) to document first... Stay tuned!
 

RubeGoldberg

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Alright... I told myself I need to get this thread caught up to present day before I can tackle a new build thread for the van, so I'm pushing forward.

Let's get to that annual Memorial Day trip!

Most of us started off the trip with a hearty breakfast in Idaho Springs before heading NW, but 2 of the guys would join the convoy along the route... Here's a few shots of a few of the rigs in Idaho Springs while we were taking breakfast... in total, there were 8 rigs once the entire crew assembled.

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After breakfast, we rolled out and headed NW toward the wild blue yonder (and the fields of sage).

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It's tradition each year to grab this picture on Gunsight Pass.

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This year, one of the guys had a drone with him, so we got a pretty cool aerial shot (courtesy of zigsrig)

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Lookin' good Rube!

We continued to push toward our camping destination for the night...

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Somewhere along the Road to Heaven...

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Another aerial capture, courtesy of zigsrig

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Somewhere on the Road to Heaven...

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So close to camp, we can taste it!

Finally, after a full day of driving (mostly) dirt roads, we made it to camp...

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Got the Tepui open for the "first" time (well, besides the testing done at installation). It was a comfy night's sleep, for sure.

And so... we ate, we drank, and we drank, and we were merry... until the next morning...
 

RubeGoldberg

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So... the next morning...

We rolled out of camp, and to the gas station in the town nearby as we had a long day of driving ahead of us, and would need to fill up both the on-board tanks in the Jeeps and our auxiliary fuel. We'd need every drop.

I had just finished filling up the Jeep and the aux tank, and was going to get in the Jeep, and I noticed a HUGE puddle of oil right underneath the driver door. I alerted the guys that were at the gas station with me, and I radioed to the rest of the crew which was at the other gas station across the street.

In a gas station parking lot on the morning of day 2 of a five day expedition is where my trip would end.

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Leaving the engine off, one of the guys towed my Jeep to the gravel parking lot beside the gas station, and we went to work looking for the leak. Most of the guys (the mechanically inclined of the group) lended some muscle trying to wrestle the bolts loose that were holding the MetalCloak UnderCloak engine oil pan skid, so that we could drop the skid and get a better look. It took almost everything all of us had in us to get those bolts loose. Even with impact drivers on hand, they weren't moving those bolts and we had to use good ol' fashioned elbow grease to get them off.

We discovered a small puncture on the driver's side in the upper engine oil pan. It appeared that there was extremely tight clearance between the driver side front skid plate bracket, which secures the front of the engine oil pan skid to the driver's side motor mount, and the upper engine oil pan. The oil pan is aluminum and the skid bracket is hardened 1/4" steel. Where the bracket had a slight bend in it to allow for driveshaft clearance during suspension cycling is where it made contact with the oil pan.

We wrestled the bracket off the motor mount and one of my buddies handed me a stick of QuikSteel. He's put over 500,000 miles on dirt bikes and is big in the Adventure Rider community, and based on experience from that, he always carries a stick of the stuff with him.

He showed me how to plug the hole with QuikSteel, and we waited for it to set. I bought oil at the gas station, and we filled up the engine and, reluctantly, I turned the engine on. I crawled underneath to make sure there were no leaks, since the engine was now pressurized.

The QuikSteel patch held, and I was sent back to Denver with a vehicle escort, as one of the guys on the trip needed to return home for family reasons. The rest of the convoy proceeded to the next destination.

It's unexpected situations like these when I am thankful that I keep good company with a lot of collective experience. When you're on expedition, you've got to have a good crew.

During the trip back to Denver, I kept an eye on the oil pressure and we stopped at each major town to check for leaks. When I got back into cellphone range, I placed a call to MetalCloak. They asked when I had purchased my skids, and I told them around July 2016. I was then informed they had since redesigned the driver's side motor mount bracket. They told me they would get the redesigned driver side bracket as well as a new passenger side bracket, and all new hardware for the oil pan skid out to me ASAP, and 2 days later, the brackets and hardware showed up in the mail. They also told me to go get my oil pan replaced and send them the invoice; I did and, about a week later, I had a reimbursement check in hand.

I am putting that information up front, because I want to highlight that, after the fact, they stood by their product, and made me whole.

BUT...

A part doesn't get redesigned for the fun of it; this was obviously a known issue (and they admitted as much), which is why they redesigned the part to provide more clearance between the engine oil pan and the bracket.

When a part has to be redesigned because it is causing catastrophic-level failures in peoples' vehicles, I feel a recall is in order.

MetalCloak has a presence on social media (including a Facebook page and an owners' group on Facebook) and forums, they have the capability of taking website orders (which means they have some sort of invoicing or CRM system that would have order history information), and an email newsletter. All of these are channels through which they could have informed customers of this issue and offered a replacement bracket BEFORE failure.

I am still pretty pissed about this situation and it's been a little over 5 months. A trip - an experience I can never get back, and vacation days I took from work - was effectively stolen from me. Had we not stopped for gas, this could have cost me (or, rather, MetalCloak) an engine and a very, very expensive tow. Had this happened overnight, it would have been a very expensive tow out of the campground. Had this happened to me, or anyone else, while they were out in their Jeep in a remote area alone, it could have cost someone a life.

Think about all the remote places we take our vehicles. While I don't prefer to go out alone, I sometimes do, and many times I am without cellphone signal. If this had happened out in the middle of the desert with no cell reception for miles and miles, it could have been a life or death situation depending on level of preparedness. One thing this incident highlighted to me was the importance of a personal GPS device like a SPOT or a Garmin InReach. This incident and a few non-starts in my brand new Sprinter van due to a bad switch in the transmission resulted in my purchasing a Garmin InReach.

So while, in the end, MetalCloak made me whole, I feel like there should have absolutely been a recall when this known issue was resulting in engine oil pans being breached. Waiting for a failure to occur to replace a part works for some parts, when the failure does not result in an immobilized vehicle. But in this case? It's absolutely unacceptable.

Their suspension has performed flawlessly, and I am still very happy with it. Other than this issue, their skid plates have taken a beating and held up extremely well. Their manufacturing quality is excellent, and I understand that stuff happens and sometimes you don't get a design right the first time around - and admittedly, I was an early adopter of this UnderCloak skid system, and sometimes, that's the way things go when you're an early adopter of a product. Their customer service is some of, if not, the best in the industry. I have seen them replace parts on their own dime when failure has occurred due to no fault in their design, but rather abuse or lack of proper maintenance from the customer. So, this ordeal leaves me very conflicted.

I was hesitant to post this information online, mainly because I don't want to give fodder to the MetalCloak haters like the idiots at Wayalife... Eddie Oh, and his little band of morons - on that subject, that site is garbage, and it's "pay to play" with Eddie... if a manufacturer doesn't line his pockets, he badmouths them.
 

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