expedition toilet paper

[5x5]

Just grab the nearest, cute, fuzzy bunny. A bear once told me ******t doesn't stick to their fur....:elkgrin:

 

[offroad_nomad]

For myself it has to be two-ply TP inside one, possibly two zip lock freezer bags and not for freshness, but to keep it dry.

+1 on the baby wipes too.

 

[Lichen]

Man, you'd better come in out of the sun!

 

[RHINO]

great responses !!

of course this was meant to be light hearted and silly, but good stuff comes from the most unlikely threads sometimes.

 

[Willman]

Costco baby wipes.

Ya buddy!

Another vote!

Plus..you have to have these

:shakin:

 

[Outback]

For me I dont care about all this "See I'm better than you because I use recycled toilet paper." Some people have lost there minds if they really think using recycled toilet paper is going to save our planet that doesnt need saving! Besides do you really want to use recycled toilet paper? No I didnt think so... To me the object is to take a poop properly in the first place. ?????? What you ask. Go out and get the book "How to take a Crap in the woods". This will re-teach us humans how we were designed by God (oh yes I do believe in a higher power..... dont expect any apologies) how to take a proper crap, go number 2 or whatever you touchy feely whoever wants to call it. If you read the book then you will only need 1 to 2 squares to clean yourself off completely. Thats it. Unless of course your in some 3rd world country and was dumb enough to order a margarita and eat the ice........ In those cases make sure you have a big stash of baby wipes. In my truck I carry the double size roll of TP. I dont remember the brand but its one of the expensive ones. I also carry hand sanatizer, soap and water not to mention anti bacterial soap. You cant keep your hands to clean.

 

[BigAl]

The NOLS Wildeness Guide suggests no paper, just sticks, rocks, moss or snow. Those guys crack me up:snorkel:

 

[Outback]

Yah and how much do you want to bet the idiot that wrote that uses frangranced moist wipes! Sticks? Rocks? Snow? I dont think so. Not this camper.:coffeedrink:

 

[Corey]

Apply one of these before the camping trip.

Take out when home after trip, make sure you are sitting on the pot first.

No need for paper on trip if cork is inserted far enough.

 

[ttora4runner]

If your in an area with lots of trees you can always use a leaf. Just make sure it's not of a posinous varirty.

 

[762X39]

I nearly peed (did I spell this right?) myself laughing while reading this thread. I stock a premium brand in my truck (oh yeah,2 plys for sure) and it is protected by a ziplock bag. Since I travel about 45,000 miles per year I am not willing to take chances on being unprepared.
Thanks for making a shi&*% day a little lighter.:bike_rider:

 

[BiG BoB]

I just have a roll of whatever is in the cuboard at home tucked under the seat in the cruiser.

Although I spend most of the year out bush, I'm rarely more than a few hours from proper facilities (we build a small town wherever we're working)

If you do need to take a MMMM in the bush, bury your waste but burn the paper. In dry climates like ours it doesn't break down, and in areas that are frequented for overnight stopping its disgusting to see a used bit blow past that some curious critter has dug up from the 3" of topsoil someone considered sufficient.

Sean

 

[Scenic WonderRunner]

I just Love how the........ MMMM's......are working in this thread!!!!


........:elkgrin::costumed-smiley-007:ylsmoke::sombrero:.......:wings:


Go Brawny!

I am now giving this thread....a Five Star MMMMM Rating!!!!!!!!





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[Silver dude]

Costco baby wipes.

Just don't use the Clorox bleach wipes.:Wow1: I found that out the hard way...

 

[BigAl]

Just don't use the Clorox bleach wipes.:Wow1: I found that out the hard way...

I just spit out my coffee:coffeedrink: