1999 7.3 UJoint Sportsmobile $60k

kccourtney

Observer
Selling super old, high-mileage van for more than most people make in a year.
You don't want this van. It's 23 years old with all of the dings and scratches that come with that. It's loud. It's heavy. Everyone stares at you when you're driving it. Right now it costs $220 to fuel this up in So Cal. It's a ridiculous vehicle.
7.3L IH Powerstroke with 190xxx on the clock. Yeah it may be a million mile motor but everything else will still break. It's got a superchip though, which is fun to watch the faces of Tesla drivers as you put the hammer down and pass them on the way to Mammoth.
Ujoint 6" 4X4. Don't waste your money, you're not really gonna off road. You just want it because it looks cool. But it's got twin Foxes up front so everyone will think you rally this thing like a trophy truck.
John Wood tranny and throttle body (guess he knows a thing or two about this trans).
Hot and cold water with shower out back.
Deisel powered cabin heater that doesn't even work. Supposedly the glow plug needs to be replaced which I hear is easy, but not as easy as I am lazy.
Inverter with 110 outlets in and out. You know, because hair dryer.
Sportsmobile conversion with loads of cheap melamine and drywall screws. Oh and it's a walk through, not an RB 50 like you want and everyone else has.
Fridge is huge, which just means youre gonna pack too much beer.
This van doesn't even have a stove, which is lame because everyone loves to cook in their van while all of their friends are having cocktails and cooking together outside.
Comes with brand new 200W Renogy solar package which I was too lazy to install. AGM house battery will only keep things running 3-4 days without driving. But let's face it, you can't get much more time off than that anyway because you're working too much to pay for this thing.
It's got a fidgety Fiamma awning
AMP powersteps, because your knees are shot.
Underfloor storage to bring all your overpriced store-bought firewood.
Sleeps four uncomfortably.
Dimmable interior led lighting, when you want to get yourself in the mood.
It's got a hitch in front and back as well as a bike rack and custom snowboard rack so everyone will think you're really sporty.
Blah blah blah. Let's face it. you're much better off dropping six figures on a bloated Sprinter. You'll get way more Insta likes. The only good thing about this rig is that you can live in it comfortably when your significant other kicks you out of the house when they find out what you spent on it.
 

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kccourtney

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al415

Observer
I hope this sells fast so that I don’t have to break out my abacus to figure out how to pay for it.

Titled as an RV?
 

zimm

Expedition Leader
When caveat emptor wont scrub the guilt away, you shoot for plausible deniability.
 

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