Here's one I found on my local CL, no affiliation. It's exactly what I would want, but I'm not ready to get one yet.
https://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/ctd/d/irving-2015-fordpassenger-turtle-top/6774461036.html...
We used to have an Expedition EL to tow our trailer. It was nice being able to put some space between the 3 kids on long road trips. Now that the kids are older, we rarely have all 3 of them in the car with us at one time.
This company claims to have a camper to fit 5.5' beds: http://www.amlrv.com/truck-campers/adventurer-truck-camper-models-floor-plans/adventurer-truck-camper-model-80rb/#gallery
Saw this on my local CL:
https://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/d/02-ford-350-v10-van-loaded-tvs/6277548291.html
02 FORD E-350 V10 VAN LOADED w/TV'S! - $10000