A Quigly would be money wasted for where you say you go.
You don't like your Express.
I'm going to go with...
The Transit AWD with a bit higher roof would cover all your bases. Choose the best engine for you and don't look back.
Need a frying pan. Been using cast iron for years but open to new ideas.
Prefer a pan that is no stick but not teflon. I'm ham fisted and use metal utensils.
Edited to add... Easy clean up would be a godsend too.
Let fly with what works for you.
WARNING Long boring story ahead. Personally I wouldn't waste the time.
Yesterday I picked up my van from Area 63 Productions who turned my Express Van into a camper.
Due to another issue that caused serious bone weakness. I broke my spine in six places picking up my dog. Sadly the other...
Well OP, If you haven't traded for the Speedster or the Suburban... You just may be misguided enough for this.
2002 Harley Davidson FatBoy with less than 10K miles. (Seriously dude. Grab the Porsche. Even if it is a repo. You ain't gonna have that level of fun in anything else.)
What's the big deal? OP does not want cash nor is he running an under table auction which is why price is required.
Sometimes trading is more fun than selling. I am interested to see what the OP finally takes. Since he is open to anything. Offer up whatever you want. Cars, trucks, boats, land...
You must learn to do mechanics on your van. Have any "Car Guy" friends? Keep the van as light as possible. Heavy vans sink in sand, dirt, mud and break.
Sounds like an amazing adventure. I hope you will post pictures of your van. We may see something that could save you money, time and wasted...